Imagine life without USB gadgets for a minute….its hard isn’t it? With the invention of USB our lives have gotten much more easier when it comes to moving data from one place to another or simply getting a kick out of watching a USB pole dancer. USB have come a long way and during the transition and this short journey some manufacturers have taken it to quite a length by creating gadgets that are extreme. In this post we have listed 5 USB gadgets that we think are utterly stupid but again we are not the brightest crayon in the box so we had to ask you as well. Please take a look at these USB gadgets and let us know if what we think is true or are we simply not in sync with the modern geeks?

Humping USB Dogs

You must have seen or heard about these two USB dogs. For a while they were quite talked about on the web. Although looking at them you might want to say Awwwwww… these are some naughty dogs. So what does this USB gadget do? These USB gadgets hump your computer. That’s right. All you have to do is plug them in to your USB port and they will start their dirty karma. We don’t have a clue why anyone would even make these but they did. Its called “The Humping Dog.” What do you think? Weird, Stupid or Amazing?

USB Pole Dancer

Now this one is definitely a catch only if you are so drawn into your computer that you can’t find time to mingle with the ladies and hit the bar and strip clubs every once in a while. This USB device dances to the music you provide. Ohh and if you really are into this kind of stuff then this might be icing on the cake, you can plug it directly into your iPod or MP3 player and watch her shake it for you. Talk about being lucky. Weird, Stupid or Amazing?

Mr. Tengu

We know how it feels working on the computer. It gets pretty lonely sometimes, especially if you earn a living from home working on the computer. Your girlfriend usually ends up nagging and your dogs are constantly barking so you could give them some attention. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a friend that would just sit right next to your computer and make stupid faces? Trust us….you will most probably appreciate your nagging girlfriend or the barking dogs. This USB device is called Mr. Tengu and all it does is sits next to your computer and makes different faces with changes in sound. Ohh and get this, if it gets tired it takes a nap as well. Why it gets tired? Well, if you find an answer let us know cause it sure as hell beats us. If you are looking for a computer friend this might be the solution, its not for us but some people might actually enjoy it. Weird, Stupid or Amazing?

USB Eye Warmer

How did we even live without this ultimate USB gadget? Working on the computer can be pretty hard on your eyes and you do need a USB gadget to cool em’ off. Well, we don’t think so. If your eyes hurt, instead of hooking one more device on the computer go ahead and take a break. Go for a smoke ( bad habit ), walk or cater to your nagging girlfriend or walk the dogs. Do something…..a nap sounds good when your eyes are stressed. But of course that’s our opinion. We have actually read on the web that a lot of users find this to be pretty useful. But I for one wouldn’t opt to put this on my eye considering I have pretty thick bushy eyebrows. Imagine them  catching on fire….hell no. Weird, Stupid or Amazing?

USB Toothbrush

This is one of those things that you struggle with words to find a way to describe things. A USB toothbrush? WTF? Why would anyone need a USB toothbrush. If someone is so entangled in between their PC chords and brushes their teeth with a USB toothbrush its about time to get out there and get a life. This one we are not going to ask whether it is weird, stupid or amazing. This one is by far the stupidest USB gadget we have ever seen. Period.

Share some of your thoughts and let us know what you think of these USB gadgets. And if you have any that you would like us to see, feel free to drop the link in the comments section.